One morning a man received four long-distance calls before he could even get out of bed. Everybody had problems they wanted solved “right now”. He told his wife to forget about breakfast, only to discover his car wouldn't start. So he called an Uber Driver. When he got in the taxi he yelled, “Let's go!” The driver asked, “Where do you want me to take you?” He shouted, “I don't care, I've got problems everywhere!”
